The Unusual Life of Coyadre - Ep. 5

LAST TIME ON

"The Unusual Life of Coyadre"


*Knock knock knock*


Oh, hello


I'm just his roommate.


Hey hey wait a minute! What the f*#% did you just say!?


*Gasp*
My goddess is in trouble!
I must save her!


Who the hell are you!?
Better yet, what the hell are you!?


I am the protector of this beautiful meat-bag human female!
*Fires Gun*


*Thud*


Ohh my word!!
You Killed her!


now where the hell are we supposed to put a damn dead body Atom!?


i'll take her to the dump, no one will ever find her there... right?






(My Crappy Theme Song Starts Playing)

*It's Coyadre, and his Unusual life!
It's Coyadre, and his Unusual life yea!

He's so normal but his life's so weird
And he has, a super cool beard!

His best friend is an alien
When will this strange life end!

It's Coyadre's life yea
It's Coyadre's life yea
It's COYADRE'S UNUSUAL LIFE!*
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This is some really amazing cereal isn't it RealDeal!


Um yea... it's great...


It's like so awesome! I can't stop myself from eating it...
Ya know!?


*Whispering*
Umm yea no really!


Why is this light so darn bright! It burns my eyes!
Stupid lamp


*Sighs and nods head*


You know RealDeal... I'm kinda sad that Atom killed
Land Lady... She was evil but... but...


I know you loved her, or she loved you, or some type
of something happened between you too but...
She was a b*%^&, a huge stupid b*%^&y - b*%^& Coyadre!
A B*%^&!


Well... I guess you're right. But I still miss her.


Ohh don't worry, there'll be more b*%^&@$ in the future!
And now that she's dead you don't have to pay rent
anymore, so you don't need little old me anymore!


Woah wait a minute!!!


*Thinking*
Carajo Carajo Carajo!


She's so amazing, I think I love her CD!


Were gonna get married and have babies someday!


I would be so devastated if she left


But if she left i'd kill you, and that always makes me feel better!


You don't have to go just yet do you!?


Why not! You don't really need me here anymore.


Well you know, I like you, I mean not like that, but I like
having you here. You... um.. yea..


What do ya say!?


Hmmm I don't know...


PLEASE!?

*Whispering*
Please say yes please say yes!


Well, I guess so... Anything beats living with
that band of freaks down the street


AWESOMEZ!
I get to live now!


*Stupid Loud Unexplained Noise*

Woah!!!
What the hell was that!


I.... I am.... BACK!
I'm back!


Is he ok!?
Is he gonna kill us or something!?


Ey.... Ey purrty lady.... I would NEVER... EVER...
Urt you!!!


He's just drunk. It doesn't take much to get Aliens drunk.


I.... I feew goo... I feew real goooooo right naaaaaa...


You know wa... You know wa CD...
Look CD... I feeeeew... Like... The king ahhh this....
this planet... Like... Right now....
Do we have any bread!?


Atom. Are you drunk?


Why... Why would you ahh me... ahh me that... CD?
Why...


Well mainly because you busted in here wobbling around
You are butchering the English language and you smell like a bottle of vodka...


You know CD.... I... I li... I like you...
You make smart stuff come out of your mouth!


Atom... Just admit that after you dumped the body you had a couple
of drinks on your way in... It's a bit obvious friend... You're drunk.


Naaaaa! Naaa I am Naaah! I'm just... i'm just...


You're just a little bit too intoxicated is what you are.


ihh... ihh you say saaah....


Up... wait... I dihh that uhh purpose


*Thud*
Ouhh...


Yep, definitivamente demasiado borracho


-Oh Coyadre, look at what that noise was!
-*Sigh* FML even harder...



And remember kids, don't be like Atom!
Flying Drunk is a CRIME!