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Saturday, December 10, 2011

David - The Homeless Simmy (The Latter Years)

This is the continuing story of a homeless sim by the name of David. He lives in the swamps of Twinbrook behind a small rift of tiny mountainous hills
David has been homeless since he was a teenager

But obviously he doesn't mind too much, or is use to it. Or maybe he's just crazy? The world may never know

He lives with his pets ants. Aren't they just the cutest?

He mainly lives off of fish and fresh fruits and veggies he grows. That's why he's so boney!

This is his modest home. It consists of a beat up couch, an old dresser, a beach umbrella to shield him from the elements at night, a box to put stuff on, a stack of hay, a stolen bike, a little kettle grill thing, a clothesline, his ants, some balls, and two bowls. He's an animal lover and is always open to strays!

Because David is poor and lives off the land he has to do anything for a bit of money.

Mainly he scavenges for stuff at the junk yards. Think of all the ticks in those weeds... *shutters*

Oooo a pipe to beat the predators away with!

For what ever reason there is a little kitchen at the big junk yard in Twinbrook. It's a nice way to scavange food. Too bad you can't put snacks in the inventory though...

David choking. That's what you get when you steal guys...

Well anyway, it's always nice to get a nice processed meal but to survive David has to grow and catch his own food.

Like so.

Beggers can't be choosers I guess.

He loves grilled salmon btw. I think that was a salmon he caught... Oh who cares what sims like!

I have no idea why he did this...

Awww nothing like sleeping outside in the wilderness by the campfire right?

he looks drunk or high... or maybe both? Obviously rancid though.

Takin care of the crops

Catching breakfast

He's really picky about his fish I guess.

I think he can smell himself. No idea why they added all that beautiful water if you can't swim in it. Or in his case, bathe in it!

Yummy yummy fish in his tummy :D Must taste bad or something

I really want to find some strays for him to love and treat like family. Those bowls are lonely over there. When do animals start to spawn anyway?

Majestic *Tear*

Well David managed to scrap up 92 simoleons so I sent him to the equestrian place to see if he could afford a horse

No luck. I would have him adopt but what kinda homeless guy calls up the shelter and is like "Hey send me a horse b-otch!" Who would give a homeless guy a horse anyway? lol
That next day I sent him to the park to see if he could steal anything. Unfortunately for him there were too many townsfolk out. But he did catch sight of a little bugger

Aww look at the little thing
Fail! lol

Wtf are you doing bud?

What a wimp :P

Later he decided to go to the beach. Nice umbrella for the taking

Too many hideous ea made sims lurking again.

Especially this old chick creeping. Without saying, he was unable to steal it because that old hag had be stalkin and stuff. I should have fought her, that woulda been hilarious... Well to me anyway

After 2 uneventful days for David he returned to the swamp, found som seeds, and went to sleep. I'm gonna get him a horse if it kills be. Hopefully a unicorn with a beard! *Evil laugh*


Vidkid20 said...

LOL that was too funny. :)
Now I'm inspired to make a homeless sim.

Coyadre said...

Thanks Vid. It's really fun!

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