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| My name is Ashton... |
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| I'm 21, and i'm from San Francisco! |
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| I'm Regina, i'm 21, and i'm from Tennessee! |
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| So i'm walking up to this gah in the distince |
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| He's got real dark hair, kinda thiyn, not really ma tahpe from what I can see of him. |
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| But who knows, he might be a cutie |
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| Hey! Are you mah roommate? |
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| Hey i'm Regina! |
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| Ashton. |
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| So... Where ya frum? |
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| San Fran, you? |
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| Chattanooga! You ready to get outta here? |
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| Ashton: Let's hit it! |
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| So i'm walking through this crowd |
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| And I see this girl with this little skirt on and this slinky top! |
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| This Might be fun! |
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| Hey haya doin, i'm Kiurra |
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| I'm Cory, and might I say you lookin good girl! |
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| You don't look half bad yourself Cory. Let's get out of here and flirt later! |
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| I'm Casidy and i'm from The Bronx. |
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| Growing up in the Bronx has been tough you know but i'm here in Bridgeport trying to have a good time and let loose! |
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| I'm walkin up ta this gurl. Nace body, great hair, nace skin |
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| I cain't waiyt to meet hur! |
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| Brent: So you must be mah roomie? |
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| I guess so, i'm Casidy! |
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| Briynt! |
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| Brent's accent is out of this world sexy. Although he's a ginger I might give him a try! |
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| So let's hit the subway baby! |
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| I'm Nathan, and 21 years old... |
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| And i'm from Philly |
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| I'm Chris i'm 23 years old and i'm from Kansas City, Missouri. |
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| So I see this girl approaching me from a distance. She's no hottie but we'll see! |
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| Nathan: Hey you, you must be my roommate! |
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| Yep, i'm Chris! |
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| Nathan! |
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| So you ready to get gone!? |
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| Yes and YES! |
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| Ashton: Aww man, This is really it! |
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| I'll race you to the biggest room! |
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| Ohh baby, you beytcha! |
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| Ooooo we mus be the first one's here Ayahshton! |
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| Ashton: Let's check this place out! |
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| It's been like 20 minutes and Regina's accent is already giving me headaches... This is gonna be a great 4 months! |
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| Oooohh mah bjesus! This place is soooouh nace! / Sweet pad yo! |
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| A canape beyd, Hell yes! This is mahne |
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| Ohh you girls and your canape beds haha! |
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| Don't hate. Think of all the sexy gahhs I could bring home to this nace beyd! |
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| Haha or girls! I'm outta here! To find a bigger and better room! |
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| Ouuuh what eva boo. You can trah but nothin beats this roooom! |
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| So you exsahted for this new expurience!? |
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| Excited as ever baby girl! |
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| Cory is mad flirtin wif me! This boy know what he doin and I aint mad at em! |
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| So whats Texas like? I've never been down South. |
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| Ya knouw, same ole same ole. Cows, fiewds, footbaw! |
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| Just hearing Brent talk right now is turning me on to him. I'm gonna like this! |
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| We're here! |
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| Cory: I think we're almost there. |
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| Brent: This playce louks incredible! |
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| This playce iys purfect! |
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| Casidy: HELLO! The Party Is! Here! / Brent: Iny Bahdy home!? |
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| Casidy: Guess were the first one's here / Gueyss sow sweety |
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| Oh hey you guys, i'm Ashton (Casidy: Ohh hi) |
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| Nace to meet you, the names Briynt! |
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| Another one? Good Lord! |
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| Hey i'm Casidy! / Ashton: Nice to met you |
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| Hey Gina! We've got some company! |
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| Ohh mah gawd hey ya'll! |
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| I'm Regina, / Casidy |
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| Regina / Briynt |
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| Ohh mah gawd where from!? |
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| Dallas! You!? / Chattanooga! |
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| I knew ah recnized that accent of urs! |
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| So what do you think our house'll be like? |
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| Hopefully it's huge! |
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| So what do ya'll think the other roommate'll be like!? |
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| Idk gurl, I just hope we git some more boys up iyn here! |
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| I hear someone at the door guys! |
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| Hey everyone! I'm cory and this is Kierra! |
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| Who's the fox!? |
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| Kierra is a hottie. Give me a week! |
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| Hey, i'm Kiurra / Briynt! |
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| I'm Regina |
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| I'm begining to not like Regina. I mean she seems like a desperate whore at this point throwing herself on every guy that walks in here! |
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| I'm Casidy! |
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| Ashton |
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| So have yall picked out rooms, or what? |
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| Cuz I need me a good roomie, girl! |
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| You can room wiyth me girl! |
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| Aight, lets go! |
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| I still need a roommate |
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| I think it's kinda f***ed up that Gina asked Kierra to be her roommate when we met first. Definitely don't like this girl at this point! |
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| Hey Ashton, wanna room together bro!? |
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| For sure, my rooms upstairs! |
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| Wale, if mah math is correct, that leaves me and you Casi! |
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| no offense, but i'd rather have a female roommate! I've roomed with guys before and you're all messy! |
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| Chris: Are you ready for this!? / Nathan: Hell YEA! |
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| So thiys is mah bed. The other one is yours girl! |
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| Ok girl, dats cool wif me! |
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| This bed is mine dude! Mine! |
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| Alright, I can live with that! |
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| Hello! |
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| Hey gahs! The last 2 are here! |
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| Hi, I'm Casidy! |
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| Nathan |
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| Casidy is definitely my type! Definitely! |
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| Briynt! / Nice to meet you i'm Chris! |
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| Casidy / Chris |
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| Briynt! |
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| I'm Nathan! |
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| Hi sweety i'm Kiurra! |
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| Ahm Regina! |
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| Nathan iys pretty guud luukiyn. I mahght have to pursue hiym in the near future! |
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| I'm Ashton |
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| Hi, ahm Regina |
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| Oooo how you doin!? I'm Kiurra / Nathan, nice to meet you. |
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| So am I stuck rooming with you? |
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| No no no please, with me! |
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| Ok, What ever you say. |
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| So that leaves me and you guy |
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| Alright with me! |
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| So I guess this is it for us. |
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| Hmm. A bit small for my taste but it's ok! |
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| This isn't what I expected... But it'll have to do. |
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| Um... yea. |
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| I still don't know how I feel about rooming with Casidy. I'll give her time |
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| Hey everybody, lets meet downstairs! |
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| I wanted everyone downstairs so we could get to know each other a little bit better! |
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| So I have an ahdea. How bout everybahdy tell something about themselves, anythang! |
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| Alraght, i'll go first... I'm from Dallas... and I love Footbaw and Jesus! |
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| *Laughs* Well a've done some modelin in mah past! ( Kierra: For real gurl!?) |
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| I was born in China! Top that! (*Laughter*) |
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| Well I figure i'll tell you guys now so you don't have to find out later... I'm a lesbian and I have a girlfriend back at home. |
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| HUH!? (Brent: Git ahtta town!) |
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| Chris being a lesbian was a total shocker for me, I never woulda guessed! |
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| Ohh really!? How long have you been one? |
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| Well i've kinda always known. |
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| It's cool that you can just tell a group of strangers something like that. Good for you. (Regina: Yea you gow guurl!) |
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| Chris being a lesbian wasn't a problem for me, but I never woulda guessed! |
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| Well... I was locked up one tahme! *Laughter* |
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| You mean a fine a** chick like you was locked up!? For what!? |
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| Fightin. Or "Battery" as they liked to call it. (Ashton: Girl you crazy!) |
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| Well only someone totally ignorant wouldn't know that! |
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| Wait a minute now... I know this b**** aint talkin to me! (Ashton: Ohh shit here it comes) |
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| I'm just speaking, THE truth. (Nathan: Casidy! Come on now!) |
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| This b**** is really trying me right now. But she don't know I will smack a b****! |
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| Wait a minute. I know THIS bitch who don't know 2 s***s about me aint talking s*** right now! (Brent: Jus calm dahn baby daw!) |
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| Cause b**** I will run up in dat mouth real quick! (Cory: Oh shit! *laughter*) |
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| Look i'm jus |
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| Shut yo f****in w**** a** mouth! I aint done! (Nathan: Well d***!) |
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| Look just get over it, s***! (Chris: Just side down Casidy...) |
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| B**** don't tell me to get over it! You over here actin like you know me or some s***! |
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| *Laughing* Look Casi, come with me before someone gets hurt. |
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| I aint worried bout that b****! (Nathan: Casi, stop it!) |
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| Look, this is ya warning. Keep my name out of your mouth or better yet, don't f****** talk to me! |
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| All on the first day... / Cory: I know right! |
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| I just can't believe that we're fighting already... And over something so d*** stupid. |
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| Warning from what b****!? I aint worried bout you! "Girl!" |
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| Look, ya'll needda stop. Ya'll aint gon faught the first naght! |
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| It don't matta, i'm ova dat ugly b**** anyway! (Cory: Casidy! Shut up!) |
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| I hayd to steyp in cuz Kierra is mah girl and I kneoow she was gonna punch that b**** Casiday in the face! |
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| I just didn't want Casi to get dat a** beat on the first night! |
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| Yea yea talk ya s*** b**** (Brent: Stop iyt Ki, she's leayvin!) |
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| Oh I will! (Chris: Casidy, Stop it!) |
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| Look! Casidy, stop beyin an a** n go to ur room! |
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| Uhh i'm over all of you a**h****! (Ashton: Deuces b****! / Cory: Go calm down alright.) |
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| Ohh my God, what a stupit b****! |
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| I can't believe that all the roommates ganged up on me like that and made pretend like this, this fight! Was all my fault or something! |
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| I though Brent was a cool guy but I guess I was wrong. |
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| He goes off and defends this ghetto b**** over me! |
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| and that fat w**** Regina just needs to leave! |
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| This isn't over... I'll make them all pay. |
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| You know Casidy you should really apalogize to Kierra for what you said last night. |
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| I mean, you may have not meant to come off the way you did but it was really outta line. |
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| But that's the thing, I don't think I was. She's the one who got all worked up over like one little comment! |
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| Are you surius raght now Casi!? |
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| I mean, that's 2 against 1 Casidy. |
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| Ok, I know I was kinda rude but... |
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| But!? just go Casi! |
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| Hey um Kierra can we like talk for a minute. |
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| About last night |
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| Yea!? |
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| I just want to say that I take full responsibility for that fight last night and i'm sorry it had to happen... |
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| I just don't want to jeopardize a potential friendship ya know!? |
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| I hur what you sayin, and ima except ya apology cuz we gon be hur for a minute an it's no sense in us not likin each other for this whole time! |
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| I don't usually aahccep apologizes. I just tell a b**** not to talk to me no muh, but you know ima have to live wif her, n her apology seem sinsur so... yea. |
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| I apologized to Kierra because ultimately I was in the wrong and she had every reason to be upset with me! And I don't want to feel like me and her never got the chance to be friends over something stupid like that. |
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| That's all I needed. That's all I needed! |
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| This is the true story! |
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| Kierra: "B**** get outta my face!" |
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| Of 8 people |
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| Brent: "Where are we raght now!?" |
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| Picked to live in a house |
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| Casidy: Oh Heeeell no! |
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| Work together! |
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| And have their lives taped. |
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| Regina's: "Are ya'll serious raght now!?" |
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| To find out what happens |
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| Chris: Oh my God you people are so immature! |
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| Whiyn people stahp bein palaght. |
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| And staht geyttin real! |
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| Ashton: I f****in hate you guys right now! |
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| All: The Real World: Bridgeport! |
