LAST TIME ON
"The Unusual Life of Coyadre"
They came they really really came!!!
So... Why would you be a good roomie!?
I would be a good room mate because
I'm pretty
I like to party
I'm fashionable
I'm nice
And i'm rich!
Fire would never be as cool of a roommate as me!
Don't listen to Rayyyyy! She be crazy!
I would be good because I glomp you allllll the time,
AND I think you're thuper duper awesome and I am rich *wink wink*
Pick her CD Pick HER!
Alright people... Interviews are over!
I know who I must choose!
Hello who am I speaking to?
(Mummbling phone voice)
Excellent!!!
(My Crappy Theme Song Starts Playing)
*It's Coyadre, and his Unusual life!
It's Coyadre, and his Unusual life yea!
He's so normal but his life's so weird
And he has, a super cool beard!
His best friend is an alien
When will this strange life end!
It's Coyadre's life yea
It's Coyadre's life yea
It's COYADRE'S UNUSUAL LIFE!*
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So when will you be moving in?
*Mumbling phone voice*
Why not right now!?
Hey Atom! Are you still here my weird green buddy!?
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Were you in my bathroom all night last night!?
I've told you a million times! I'm an alien, we have needs.
No no no were NOT talking about this again!
Why are you always making fun of me!
I'm an alien, we do things differently! GOSH!
*sigh*
How did I ever become friends with you...?
So anyway... Why did you call me? Is the roommate coming?
You know, I was wondering, why didn't you just choose me old
buddy!?
We were roommates at one time... but you kept having that problem
of yours
Look! I'm getting better! And that only happened like... 3 times.
Well I don't know how you do math on what ever damn planet you
come from but 3 and 274 are two different numbers.
Well... You know you liked it anyway!
...You really are one freaky little f*cker...
*Loud bangs on the door*
That must be her! I'm so nervous!
You should be because if it's not my goddess i'm gonna have to snap
your neck!
Umm yea... I'm gonna get the door.
And I think i'll start carrying around
my butcher knife...
Ohh you humans and your jokes!
-Hi Coyadre!
-Hey hows it goin!
I'm really glad you chose me!
*Some random poppy friendship song starts to play*
(Still Playing!)
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*Sign*
You finally did something right meat face!
Ohh yeah! I remember you!
This is gonna be great!
This place could use a little femininity anyway!
Ohh! You owe me big time for this one greenie!
Anything you want!
So now what!?
How about you and Atom get acquainted while I make
us some dinner!?
Oh ok!
Dammit! He's gonna be in my bathroom all the time now...
