This post may contain 1 or more of any curse word you've ever heard. Just sayin....
So Thursday was my birthday, but I left home that day to go to the city. I was going to see my cousin's college graduation so we couldn't have the birthday dinner I wanted Thursday, so we had it yesterday, or Friday if your reading this from the future hehe!
We went to a Chili's because I love Mexican food. I love Mexican food so much sometimes I wish I were Mexican so I could've grown up with the authentic kind, but wasn't, so I didn't. But anyway, me being a vegan I had to search the menu several times to put together a decent meal. I've been a vegan for a few years now so I can find things to eat rather quickly. Things would've went smoothly... but the waitress was... well... we'll say she left nothing to be desired... Like nothing at all...
I ordered the "Classic Nachos" But being a vegan there were components to this meal that I was not going to eat. Therefore when I ordered I said and I quote "Can I have JUST the chips with the jalapenos, the beans, the rice, and guacamole with the pico de gallo." Now that might not sound like much to you, but for me that's good eats for realz :P And I also ordered a side of fries because I love fires with lots of ketchup on top!
Now when she brought the food to the table I scanned all the plates and nothing looked like what I ordered. When she finally got to me my face said it all. She brought me the chips covered in melted cheese... Did the word just mean nothing to this lady? And then on top of that she didn't bring my fries, my rice, nor the black beans. Well there was something I think they may have considered black beans... Some kinda damn paste of something stuck on the chips. By this time i'm thinking "What the HELL is this!?!?" So I say as nice as I can "I didn't want the cheese..." When I ordered she asked me if I wanted the queso excluded and I said yes! Like what the hell!? Queso and cheese are the same thing!
So I'd say maybe 3 minutes later she comes with my plate. Chips with this same damned paste and with jalapenos and pico de gallo. But where the hell are my fries, my rice, my guacamole, and my actual black beans that I asked for!? Uhhh I was so pissed by the time this happens so i'm livid now.
She goes and brings me my basket of fries, my rice and my black beans. But where the hell is my f'ing guacamole! OMG I was so pissed! She finally brings me guacamole in this tiny ass cup. Seriously it was about an inch and a half deep and an inch and a half wide. What the hell am I supposed to do with that!? Oh. My. F'ing. Gosh. I can finally eat with the rest of my family who had been eating for the past 10 minutes while I was still waiting for my complete order. Oh and then the bitch brings my grandmother a damn piece of salmon instead of the shrimp she order. How the hell do you even do that?!
So the moral of the story is, no matter if you're taking orders from 1 person or 15 people, you need to write that shit down! She took the orders of myself, my mother, my grandmother, my 2 aunts, my cousin, and her boyfriend. I don't think I could remember 1 full order if I tried so how the hell did she think she would remember 7 orders perfectly?!
Oh this bitch had me heated! But I did enjoy my meal... once I got it all.... and I enjoyed the strawberry lemonade I ordered :D